Hi. I'm The Government. I'm here to help.
Is there anything I can give you that you did not earn?
Or perhaps there's something I can take from you that is not mine?
If there is any way I can be of assistance, please do not hesitate to ask.
Have a nice day.
October 20, 2008
I’m sick of the word “wiretapping”. What wires? Everyone’s wireless! And thank goodness for that.